BILL CUNNINGHAM: Makes dirt look smart!

There's no shortage of dumb radio talk show hosts these days, and when they aren't dumb, they're nuts! First, start with Bill O'Reilly. Most likely, he's the most educated of the lot. Unfortunately, his ego is big enough to be the next undiscovered moon of Jupiter. When he's not taking credit for the successes of every positive event in the nation's history, he's screaming like a lunatic. "That's why I always win the debate!", so he says. Really, it's because his producer has his finger on the squelch button and whenever anyone calling in is on the verge of a valid retort, their voice disappears. That's how he wins debates. Were he to ever appear on a really balanced forum, he would be dragged off stage in a butterfly net before the program ends.

Next, there's Rush Limbaugh. He's the most talented of the lot. He's the fat boy who's pro-military, a supporter of family values and would show no mercy when some poor and uneducated black kid succumbs to the ravages of drugs. But remember, he's also the guy who could never get his own sizable posterior into a uniform during the Vietnam war, blew through three marriages like a hot knife through butter, and bought illicit pain killers from his house keeper who was apparently a physician on the side. Rush likes to say his brain is on loan from God. He might add that his girth is on loan from the Hindenberg.

Sean Hannity is the one who pretends to be informed but generally makes his point by calling folks with whom he disagrees names. He's always asking, "I'd like to know....?" If he could think, he'd probably find out. So, instead, he invites guests on like Dick Morris, resident Clinton basher. Morris used to work for Clinton. He used to brag about calling Clinton in the middle of the night while he was banging away with some hooker. It was the only way Morris could get a date. So, Hannity invites him on all the time to explain what's wrong with liberals. One thing that's wrong with them is that they used to count Morris among their members.

Finally, there must be the lowest of the lot. The one who is found on the underneath side of the bottom of the barrel. That person is Bill Cunningham. He does not like Barack Obama. He also didn't like John McCain until John won the Republican nomination. Now he's the 2nd coming. So, Bill the dwarf with the bad hair piece and a face made for radio is on another train ride bringing on authors who demand that Obama produce a birth certificate because they insist he wasn't born in America. Or, bring in school records to prove he wasn't raised Muslim. If Obama spent his time answering these absurd demands, there'd be no time left to campaign. "Prove where you were at 10:13 pm on Jan. 13, 1997 Obama or you're a commie bastard", and so forth.

Here's the deal Bill. Why not just read Obama's website. When you see his programs all laid out where you can read then two or three times, then you'll know his positions do not represent your interests. Then, go out and vote against him. That's what you're supposed to do. It's normal. And, it's actually a lot easier than making up all the Neanderthal lunacy of which you author yourself. Then, explain THAT to your parrot listeners. Prove for a change that America is not too dumb for democracy. Dare to be brave Bill. Cast off the bad wig, get a pair of elevator shoes and look like a real man for a change.

Have a nice day!